I was 16 years years old I was sleeping over at my neighbors summer house on the lake. They had made an extremely heavy dinner one like I have never eaten before and it was also the first time I drank Vodka. I stayed in her room and there was a beaming sunset reflecting on the lake. She told me that tomorrow morning she will show me around the lake. In the morning we went to get milk and we both had drank it non pasteurized(something that is not really good to do if you are not used to it). She had gotten the boat ready. It was a beautiful sunny morning great for a tour around the lake and I had offered to row the boat as a gentleman. Suddenly my stomach started roaring, and I was getting gas. Every time I had let out some wind I would kick the boat so that it would sound like the boat was screeching... Until they started getting too loud, It was the first time in my life I had too sing with all my power to cover a fart. Then I started getting diarrhea, I could feel it in my stomach, and I was ashamed to do it in front of this pretty girl. She had rosy cheeks, smooth white skin, blue eyes and black hair and I was afraid to mess this up. So I started rowing as fast as I could with all my power to a nearby island in the middle of the lake and leaped of the boat as if it was sinking. I took my pants off, and that was the happiest moment of my life.
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