The opera... A wonderful place with an extremely elegant auditorium and beautiful soul enriching music... For grown-ups. For kids it's the place you go to experience the end of the world before the end of the world. It's the place you go to after you've served your duty in hell and are going to rot away in pain for the rest of your death, (which is forever)! It's a place where you pay to go get your ear drums pecked out by pigeons that chirp loud noises and get very tasty snacks in between. That is the only reason I agreed to go. I was sad that I couldn't stand up to my beliefs and it was even sadder when I almost passed out from boredom, but all that sadness went away when I got my hands on those tasty treats. There were cheesy ones and fishy ones, and meaty ones, and sweet ones there was everything. I just wish I could taste that piece of heaven without going back to hell. I feel like that guy from the McDonalds commercial who is in hell but it's very pretty and cloudy like heaven and there are burgers everywhere and right before he gets to take a bite out of the burger his mouth is sealed shut. Well that's not exactly what happened to me but it's kind of like it. Right when I was sitting down getting ready to fall asleep on the comfy velveteen cushioned chair, I heard music but no singing. It turned out the second part was a ballet and I was so relieved because it would be easier to fall asleep, too bad I forgot to never keep my hopes up because my mom kept on telling me to look at those jumps.
So from now on whenever I'm in a bad mood assume I'm going to the opera.
Some more things that happened in 2008
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